On being modally promiscuous.

In class I attempted to defend the notion that I could have been a female born to the parents that Aristotle had in this world (the actual world).

My professor, Dr. Speak, proceeds to explain to the class: “Some of us, like Derek, are more modally promiscuous than others.”

Me: “I prefer to call it modally aware.”

Dr. Speak: “Yeah, sluts like to call it that too.”